bartenders have it handled

bartender, encouraging douche bag customer to drink his beer: HANDLE IT!
the bartender's expression was that of excitement and anticipation, as if he just met his long lost bro-mate (1) and hoped that his outcry, along with their chest bump and one handed hug/handshake combo would make a good impression and solidify their newly rekindled bro-hood.

(1) bro-mate: similar to that of a soul mate, but restricted to a male-male relationship. it transcends formal definition, but usually manifests itself as a simultaneous realization or celebration of trivial matters. when either or both of the males makes said realization, an oral response is created. most common outcry: aaahh, yeah, braahhh! outbursts are stimulated by but limited to : seeing each other after an extended period of time a.k.a getting a jeep waxed; wearing similarly styled, ripped and pre-stressed jeans, generic striped dress shirt, a gallon of hair product and a seashell necklace to keep things loose; asking if a girl across the bar is as bangable if not more bangable than his slut of an ex who, after breaking up, started dating her long time bff, skyler. popping collars is also a major stimulant for oral outbursts.